I don't think idiot's the right reply to that.
I just don't like smoked bacon at all. However, I do love un smoked. It's king of all foodstuff.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

ALL BACON IS KING OF THE FOODSTUFFS.
Even the discounted stuff that's mostly fat.

Mmm, fat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'm fat :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'm really not.
It's great. I eat loads of really unhealthy stuff, never exercise, and yet my weight is spot on, and my blood pressure is perfect.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I'm not fat really.
I just need to tone up a bit, for the summer and what not.

Going to row for an hour at half past.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

My girlfriend complains when I try to tone up, apparently she likes the beer belly look.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)