I am not fat*
I am 38 weeks pregnant**, and therefore not a boy

*may not be strictly true

** Is true
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Meh.
Details.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

I'm a boy, and I thought I was pregnant once.
Turned out I wasn't, fortunately. But you wouldn't have wanted to use the bathroom after me.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)