There was nothing on TV last night so I told Mrs Catfish to choose a DVD from our (limited) library

She chose Strictly Ballroom.

If I'd have actually watched it instead of reading the paper I may have been turned into a gaymo by the end...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

You should have put on 'Hot Scat Action Vol.2'
That'll turn you German
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Nah!
We watched that one on Monday night but got bored with the storyline.

There are only so many skiddy, glass-topped coffee tables a loving couple can get off to.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

P'raps
that's what she was hoping for.
Either, she wants you to leave her or she is secretly a lady-boy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)