That's not a hose
this is a hose.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

If you hose me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)