My favourite part is the old man dabbing his wife's face feebly
only it's covered in burns and makes her cry with pain every time he does so.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

she picks two rats
and the guy starts stroking her face, and you know what's going to happen even though they don't show it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Yeah.
sexy funtiem.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

STUDGE
herro
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)