Right, so someone did a big smelly shit in the toilet.
Tell your mum, from me, to grow the fuck up, unless she's a bit tasty, in which sidle up to her and rather charmingly tell her she's looking lovely today. Thanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

will do - although I'm not sure which one to pick.
I'm not sure what you define as "tasty".
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Alive, mostly.
A full compliment of limbs and probably a little bit vulnerable, it's what I specialise in.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

hmmm well I don't think she's vulnerable, she's pretty ace and strong.
She keeps us together. /loves my mummy
So I'll pass the first message along. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Strong's no good for me, I need weakness.
Tell her thanks but I'm not interested in her increasingly desperate overtures.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

Will do.
would you like the cuddle and love she'll send back?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Yeah sure
As long as she tickles my bum hole while she's as it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

anything for you b.o.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)