hungry. but I do not want food anymore.
Just over heard my mother telling my brother "spray and scrub the toilet after you're done - you never do and it smells like something's crawled up your crack and died!". I nearly hurled.

TMI anybody - or is my mother channelling BM?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

er,,,what?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

was it too much info for my mother to say,
or is she simply channelling BaldMonkey?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

welcome user you have logged in to /fuck all to say but a desire to post any old shit
thinking of posting a news link? go for it
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

hours later - and you are still bang out of order cuntmonkey.

see your teacher after class. or cum see me singleboy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

how interesting, or not, no offence tedium, nice one

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

Ta love,
good to see you, or not, no offence boring, forum banter, etc etc.
/yawn.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

piss off little girl, come back when you have something interesting to add to this forum, give it 15-20 years eh

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

and you class yourself as interesting I'm guessing?
I'll piss off when I feel like it - not because some prick with an inferiority complex feels the need to constantly put people down for fun. okay? okay.
Love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

i'm just telling you to fuck off, and why not make a good try at killing yourself whilst you're at it
i'll try an shed a fake tear if you die, promise
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I figured that.
/yawns.
You know your forum banter's really getting crap lately. Try harder next time.
love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

shall i show everyone the lovely gaz you sent me? just for giggles, how you are sooooo grown up? fuck off

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

you mean the one I still have a copy of?
The one where I was nice and tried explaining myself to you when I didn't have to? The one you never replied to?
seriously - if you have that much of a problem with me - just hit "ignore". I'm not going anywhere.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

post it up then, i don't reply to everybodies letters, i try but i am very busy
i have no interest in you or your issues, no ofnce
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

If you have no interest, then why are you still replying?
click "ignore". It's that easy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

i've never seen the need to ignore anyone
as you yourself said little angel girl, just a message on the screen, so how did you help that fella not kill himself? proud of that one?
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Hmm lets see,
I talked to him for nearly an hour on the phone?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

is that why he wanted to kill himself?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

yeah that's exactly why.
cockhead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

then i'm not sure you did him a favour not letting him die, he may never get over the boredom

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Oh I'm sure he will.
now you though, gosh you make me sleepy...
/falls asleep from boredom.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

hey
you're out of order. settle.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

you can sod off bellend

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Thanks for overview of the plan. Please provide specific instructions cockmonkey.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

are you an internet white knight? are you riding to the rescue? pathetic forum user?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

oh, you caught me out. I am the new toothpaste. Well spotted. PLUS- I simply dislike tossbag asshat dickfucks.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

are you another one that wants to fuck this teenage girl then? i get confused with you qotw lot

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

heh... dumb as they come arent you...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

this doesn't really answer the question, are you being an internet white knight to sleep with this poster ?
or do you go into battle for all the timid forum posters?
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

wtf are you on about you bunny?

get a grip and stop hassling people to amuse yourself.

grow the fuck up.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

oh i'm so sorry, you've taught me a lesson , i made a mistake crossing you online, i will grow up straight away, thanks for your input

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Regardless - he's actually being decent.
you're not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

shut up and fuck off
no offence
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

been single long?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

i really don't see the link between b3ta and being single, could you explain this one for me? you seem to have alot of insider info, are you a mod of this site? you seem to know all the rules

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

duh...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Wow. Mature.
You know just because I'm younger then you, and female, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bully me away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

i am just stating my views, i feel you should fuck off, you do what you feel best

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

Right, so someone did a big smelly shit in the toilet.
Tell your mum, from me, to grow the fuck up, unless she's a bit tasty, in which sidle up to her and rather charmingly tell her she's looking lovely today. Thanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

will do - although I'm not sure which one to pick.
I'm not sure what you define as "tasty".
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Alive, mostly.
A full compliment of limbs and probably a little bit vulnerable, it's what I specialise in.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

hmmm well I don't think she's vulnerable, she's pretty ace and strong.
She keeps us together. /loves my mummy
So I'll pass the first message along. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Strong's no good for me, I need weakness.
Tell her thanks but I'm not interested in her increasingly desperate overtures.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

Will do.
would you like the cuddle and love she'll send back?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Yeah sure
As long as she tickles my bum hole while she's as it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

anything for you b.o.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Awesome.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hello, fellow old who can get by on three hours sleep a bit like Thatcher

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

yeah but she is falling apart now
i blame it on the lack of sleep over the course of her life
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

I'm feeling rough this morning.
A "quick pint" last night with Tom and Tara ended up being far from such.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Ah I see
I'm borderline. I nipped in to the Cock and Bottle for a jar on the way home from work, forgetting that I had I nice bottle of wine in the fridge that had to be drunk while I was supposed to be packing my bags. Still, it gave me shite a nice fruity edge this morning.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

this is why we need more teenage girls on this site, they make it awesome
women in general are so funny, their sense of humour is so much better than men
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

ta love,
although I'm not sure Germaine Greer ever had any kind of humour - I don't count her as being part of the sisterhood of being female. She's too scary and militant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I for one love a poo related anecdote first thing in the morning.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

it's hair lair re us
but when poked these qotw people get spiky, relevant to my interests
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

you're not post worthy but you have brought out the irony in me
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

I don't like your user name.
It hurts my eyes with too many consonants.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

I'll change it
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Thank you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

let us see if it results in something worth reading
you can do it, go for the funny...
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

haha - you lonely fool.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

how should i cure this lonely? should i try and be a brave hero online? will that work?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

yawn
you're single.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

i see, so if i have a relationship this will make my forum posting less dull? help me out here, i need more of your advice

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I think you have dug a deep enough hole sologuy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

I'm going to do a poo at Paul's

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)