It's true
my house is utterly devoid of soft furnishings
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

In my house
there aren't even chairs. just piles of broken glass
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

house?
poofter
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

When the doctor puts a stethoscope on my chest
he hears New Order's "Blue Monday"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)