knucklemongybunny
this is the new law.

or else. and no one cares.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

you are not a bad forum user really, let the internet white knight bit go and i feel in time you could have a great forum time

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

o mongy-san please release me from my fence painting and things so I can be a great mistress like you but with at least an average sized cock please for fucks sake else humiliating.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

i was with you with the karate kid bit, but from the cock bit it fails to make sense
4/10 banter
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Help me hold my brush correctly.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

i don't understand you, and i feel english may not be your first language, but i like you, but then i like everyone
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( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

you are rasta too?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

i dunno, you seem like an old forum poster we had here who used to post pictures of his cock in a sock, are you from america?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I can be if you like.

I'm just looking for jelly friends. Are you jelly if not rasta?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

i'm sorry i have no idea what you are on about, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Right, no, that's it, I've had enough
You're attempting to communicate using the world's most advanced, most developed, most flexible language system. The English language is the pinnancle of human-to-human communication systems, capable of expressing complex thought with the utmost pith and wit; sensitivities and emotions sympathetically, and the cavorting nature of mental logic with ease and precision.

And you're STILL doing it wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you? You only need 500 words to survive for a week doing your day to day life, and less than 5000 to do everything you could possibly imagine in a year. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded? Are you so mentally stunted that your awkward little brain is echoing around the cavern of your skull, bashing into words randomly like dodgems, smacking them out of your mouth like an epileptic game of marbles?

If your brain is so pathetically feeble it can't even grasp the rudiments of English, just fuck off to France like the rest of the dribblers who can't work it out, you mouth-breathing tiresome little mould.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

..
ym cockmonkey

what's monkey in frog? I could nearly make it understandable to you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

*insert Picard pic here*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

oh nooo not cockaleekieman!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh, is it "Let's Try and be Zany to Compensate for our Emotional Retardation Saturday"?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

you are soooooooo single
solo boy
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

It's true
my house is utterly devoid of soft furnishings
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

In my house
there aren't even chairs. just piles of broken glass
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

house?
poofter
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

When the doctor puts a stethoscope on my chest
he hears New Order's "Blue Monday"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

HELP I AM YOUNG ALSO CONTAINING TITS
DEFEND ME OH GRAND VIZIER OF INTERNET RIGHTS AND WRONGS
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Forum user. Wound up. Words on the internet. Resulting inane banter. Bad times. Probable offence.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

exactly as you said, curiously.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I might buy some eggs for lunch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

the thing with egggy weggies is they have no instuctions on how to cook them, i might ask a forum how to boil an egg
oh i remember, that has been done before
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Rice. Hob. Tedious meme.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I see words yet they mean fuck all
or is it just me?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

it's some fucking yank who thinks he owns all the electrons in the world
It saddens me that the colonies have deteriorated to such levels.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

but I have friends who are American
and they do not come across as such a twat...wonder if its metal in the water.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

it is

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

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( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)