Procrastiplication
As proud as I should be for coining a new phrase, I'm going to admit that it's not as snazzy as I'd like, and doesn't have the easy wit to it that antidextrous does.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Procraplication

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)