I'd take a massive dose of coke and heroin
then drive my car, filled with explosives, off a cliff, with a massive knife protruding through the steering column where the airbag would have been. Just to give the coroner something to think about when he writes down the cause of death. I'd also tie a rope around my cock.

He'd better not put "death by misadventure" because it'd be the complete fucking opposite.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

awesome :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

'mangled to fuck' would be an accurate one.
I like your idea.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

It could result in a recall.
"Car found to have knife in place of airbag."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)