If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?
I think I'd take a fuckload of drugs.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'd make myself get really really old,
then I'd just die of old age.

it's the classic slow burner.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

You're even shit at dying.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

just fuck off,
bully.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Live Forever Or Die Trying

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Stonewash or Tie-Dying.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Don't let us stop you.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

don't be mean to my new internet friend.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Hello new internet friend.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

rocket ship into the sun

( MrA, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

i'd take you all with me.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

By spreading your aids?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

I'D READ THIS POST AGAIN
AND WISH FOR AN ANEURSYM
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I'd take a massive dose of coke and heroin
then drive my car, filled with explosives, off a cliff, with a massive knife protruding through the steering column where the airbag would have been. Just to give the coroner something to think about when he writes down the cause of death. I'd also tie a rope around my cock.

He'd better not put "death by misadventure" because it'd be the complete fucking opposite.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

awesome :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

'mangled to fuck' would be an accurate one.
I like your idea.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

It could result in a recall.
"Car found to have knife in place of airbag."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

jessica alba shaggin me backwards cowboy style
with a bomb ticking down strapped around her waist
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!
:)

:(

:)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

love this episode :D
:D

:(

:D

:(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

I'd tie one end of a long rope to a tree and the other end around my neck, then I'd speed off at incredible speed in my Honda Accord.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

You'd probably pull the tree down due to your incredible neck strength built up in your internet hardman training.

( nick the greek, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'd practice for several months at sky diving until I'd completely perfected my target hitting.
Then I'd skydive from thousands of feet above Paris and impale myself on the Eiffel Tower.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

That would be reem.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Is Gilgamesh dead yet?
Or have he been sectioned again?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Like Andy McNabs mate Nish.
Borrow a Cesna and go flying over france. Then just open the door and step out.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

That was fucking ace.
Much better than that other prick, the one who found god.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I was shocked how good Seven Troop was.
Im finding bravo two zero difficult.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I really like McNab and Ryan when they're not doing fiction.
I used to read all the McNab and Ryan books religiously, but they all started getting the same, and I started to really confuse the charactors.

Once you've done with Bravo Two Zero, check out Camron Spence's 'Sabre Squad', it's the troup that got him out after the fuck up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'd get into politics
and strive incredibly hard to become Prime Minister. When I achieved it I'd knife myself in the eyes at my first press conference.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

TWITTER

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

The calculation needed for drugs, for it to kill you as oppsed to have you throw up and pass out
Is more effort than it's worth. I'd probably take a gun to my head
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Gun to the head so you can achieve your dream of an open casket funeral?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Rather than do a sum?

( nick the greek, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

QUICK! GIVE HER SOME MATHS HOMEWORK!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'ld spend a week on the skag and end up with my body found naked in the local primary school.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Cheese wire around the neck
superglue hands to ears
jump off stool

reaction: "omg, he pulled his own head off!"

classic.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)