I'd tie one end of a long rope to a tree and the other end around my neck, then I'd speed off at incredible speed in my Honda Accord.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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You'd probably pull the tree down due to your incredible neck strength built up in your internet hardman training.(
nick the greek, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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