It was a rosette and 15 quid.
Actually...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Fuck's sake, man.
I'll give you twenty quid if you'll stop whoring out the cherub fucking face of an ignorant child. This isn't the fucking USA.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

I was actually 50 miles away.
My mum took her. Though I'll admit she is in the local papers one too. But more for the professional photos deal than the competition itself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

What do you want from this? Pride? Admiration? The envy of other parents?
Recognition that despite your obvious failings as a human you've managed to form an independantly-breathing organism using little more than the starchy waste the rest of us wipe onto an old sock of an evening? Well done. She's very fuckable. Is that what you wanted to hear?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)