I've no stamps, I'd have to throw it really hard to get there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Use a pigeon.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

WILL YOU SPARE A THOUGHT FOR YOUR POOR OLD DAD WITH NO CARD.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'm eating tesco caramel shortbread
it's the worst caramel shortbread I've ever tasted, I think it's some sort of punishment
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I bet your dad's got some fantastic caramel shortbread round his house.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)