It's Father's Day
Have you told your Daddy that you love him yet?

I saw my Daddy yesterday, he gave me a telly. But he has a card, with a £10 gift voucher for Games Station in it, to open today.

alt: if your Daddy is dead or touched you at night, tell me the last time you skipped.
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I gave him a card and a very nice bottle of Scotch.
One of the things we have in common-a mutual love of whisky.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Not yet, I'll give him a ring in a bit.
And ask him why he hasn't given me a telly.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I got a father's day card.
Yeah.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Wait 'til you get one where they've
written their own name, granted with one or two of the letters back to front.
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Yeah, this year he just got me a nappy so bad I thought I was going to need to borrow Hankster's radiation gear.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

*boik*
I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore. Well, not until I need to use them.
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I completely forgot
and now I feel bad. But then realised that he hasn't given me a telly. Cunt got what he deserved.

(not really I love my Daddy)
(Bababoon, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

The parents got themselves a RATHER LARGE new telly
So I got their old one, because my telly was slowly dying a death (tube was packing up).
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

That sounds like a (very expensive) telly.
My dad won't be getting a card because I fucking hate them and he thinks they're pointless. I'll go round after the grand prix.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

I always send my Pops an E-card
he lives in a land far away and the postman always opens cards or steals packages, plus I'm as tight as a gnats chuff.
(Bababoon, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

this one is me as well

( WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I skipped when leaving work on Wednesday, because I had Thursday and Friday off in addition to the weekend. Tomorrow, however I shall trudge on my return to work.
( C, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'd rather be a faggot with 4 days off work than be straight and just get 2 days off.
( C, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

you'd be fucked up the arse for a three-day week?
Now work out how much you are paid daily, times by two, and that's how cheap you'd sell your rear, you filthy povvo rentboy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

both my parents are dead.....
but my kids got me lotsa woosome bits.

oh and i don't skip.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

I did a bit of skipping, in town, yesterday
to embarrass my eldest daughter. It worked.
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

always good to wind them up
Makes us all happier inside but the kids die a little inside
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I bought a card yesterday but didn't post it yet

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

DO IT NOW!
It's still got 14 1/2 hours to get there.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I've no stamps, I'd have to throw it really hard to get there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Use a pigeon.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

WILL YOU SPARE A THOUGHT FOR YOUR POOR OLD DAD WITH NO CARD.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'm eating tesco caramel shortbread
it's the worst caramel shortbread I've ever tasted, I think it's some sort of punishment
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I bet your dad's got some fantastic caramel shortbread round his house.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

i skipped yesterday, in the middle of the cairngorms national park
it's very nice out there, i recommend it
( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

HEY SPACEY!

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

hey doof! hey doof! hey doof! hey doof!

( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I've got a hangover the size of Greater London.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

i had my hangover at around 9pm yesterday
thanks to my use of booze as a way of making long train journeys pass by faster
( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Thats why I like National Express East Coast
I can make use of their free Wi-Fi for teh internets.

It makes the journeys between Leeds and Kings Cross seem not so tedious.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

It's not Father's Day in NZ
so they can fuck right off til September as far as I'm concerned
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

shush it up, Forrin.
:o)
( jenpots, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

The trouble is, Dad will take it personally, but pretend he hasn't and brood over it for months
and Mum will feel guilty and annoyed and brood over that for months.

Then they will come to visit, but not mention it, and there will be an atmosphere of tension in the house that I won't know the reason for, which will make me tense and irritable, and I'll take it out on MrSpong, then he'll have a go at me and it'll turn into a massive row. He'll blame my parents, I'll defend them and feel guilty about it and it will all go on for another 12 months til I forget some other utterly pointless event that my parents seem to attach significance to.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Just never invite them into your house again.
That would give them something to brood over.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

your dad sounds like a bit of a queen

( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I'm about to send him a text
them I have to go and buy him something. It was his birthday last week as well :s
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Twatson!
*hugs*
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hello gorgeous :)
*hugs*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

I bought mine wine
Not told either of my parents that I love them in years.
Plus I smell of weed.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

<s>d</s>

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

that too

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)