Isn't it rather upsetting that the only people you can brag about this to are on the internet?
Is it because if you show your face in any of the pubs within a 5mile radius of your house you'll get your teeth stoved in for being an irksome cunt?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

So, you're assuming he's only told us?
By that logic, *you* also speak to the internet only
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

In English, yes, that's right
otherwise I'd have to hang out with the girl-leering beer-swilling rah-rah-rah expat crowd. And the local Yanks. Double Fuck That with Fries.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

The hell are you on about

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Im not in England, am I
so there's not many people around to speak English to.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Scotland?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

The prospective amount of clients up there would make English teaching a lucrative business
if only the tight-fisted cunts ever spent their money on something other than booze.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Okay
So EVERYBODY, who lives in England, and are also simultaneously on b3ta, are all sad.

GRRRMACHINE, EVERYBODY

*Wild applause*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

It doesn't sound too ridiculous.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

SADDO.

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)