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SMUG FUCKING COCK
I went to see a gig at the O2 last night.
I knew I had a pretty good ticket because I bought it very early.
What I didn't realise was that I had literally bought the best ticket in the O2.

FRONT ROW, CENTRE.
In the O2.
Last night
Me.

and Jeff Wayne, and a martian.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
So then, are you going to be fucking off again any time soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Oh

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
I'm here, by the way

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
just wait 'til someone
tells you about jeff wayne's swine flu, and the air con system.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
Stop being so self important, you're not JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
I've been in a better seat at the O2.
In a hospitality box with free food and drink, to make the music more bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
looking down at the poors below

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
did you ask "so this is what you young people listen to these days is it?"
every five minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
It was Girls Aloud, I tried not to think too much about the music and concentrated on the free drink.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
You weren't looking at the girls?
Are you a friend of Dorothy?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
I did that too.
They must have spent more time doing costume changes than they spent singing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
i thought they mimed?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Probably.
At that level, the spectacle seems to be far more important than the actual music.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
live music has lost its way
or more likey the management just want to rip as much money as they can out of fans
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Jeff Wayne Win!
How was it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Isn't it rather upsetting that the only people you can brag about this to are on the internet?
Is it because if you show your face in any of the pubs within a 5mile radius of your house you'll get your teeth stoved in for being an irksome cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
So, you're assuming he's only told us?
By that logic, *you* also speak to the internet only
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
In English, yes, that's right
otherwise I'd have to hang out with the girl-leering beer-swilling rah-rah-rah expat crowd. And the local Yanks. Double Fuck That with Fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
The hell are you on about

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
Im not in England, am I
so there's not many people around to speak English to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
The prospective amount of clients up there would make English teaching a lucrative business
if only the tight-fisted cunts ever spent their money on something other than booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Okay
So EVERYBODY, who lives in England, and are also simultaneously on b3ta, are all sad.

GRRRMACHINE, EVERYBODY

*Wild applause*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
It doesn't sound too ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
SADDO.

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
The chances of getting that seat were a million to one, he said.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
I'm sure Seb wouldn't mind a hand full of men

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

'm Seb
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
haha I like this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
That's lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
That's Dovely...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
Whoever came up with that five minutes ago must be a genius

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
*breaks the bad news*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
Im firing Friz from b3ta
Along with baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
You can't fire... THE UNEMPLOYED!
*jumps out of a window*
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
Thank you Friz...
The royalties are on their way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
Oh man, told you it was one of the best live things I've seen.
Amazing, innit. =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)