Bruce Willis is a ghost.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

The park is made out of jurassics.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

The ship sinks.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

The special sports juice that Mike Jordan gives to the Looney Tunes team
is nothing more than TAP WATER.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

The tap water had steroids in.
The sequel sees their trophy revoked.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i feel
VIOLATED
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

i feel
SEXY
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)