Good one, DG.
I would turn into a... a.... a........ one of those GIANT trucks that moves coal around. You know the ones - the ones with wheels the size of houses.

Underarm hair is pretty awful I think.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I watched a documentary about a copper mine and they were talking about those trucks
They can carry 300 tonnes of coal in one go!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

They are
A-mazing. I heard JMG needs to use one to get about Newcastle.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)