I've got a question for you.
Anyone one with an iphone set up access to a Hotmail email account on their phone? I'd like to do it but not sure the best way about doing it. If you help, I'll do things.

If you are not interested/a miserable bastard/stupid, then you can ask me a question instead.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Do I have salmonella?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

You do, yes.
Sorry.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Damn.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

It'll be ok.
*holds*
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Don't squeeze too hard
you'll get a lovely present.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Did you just do too many drugs in Hamsterdam?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

It'd be bloody impressive if they took 3 years to kick in.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

enjoying infamous?
i really liked it. i was a good guy though. i might go back and play again as a bad'un one day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

B's being good, I'm being bad.
I'm very much enjoying it so far.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

i always play the good guy in video games.
it's just not in my nature to be evil

unless i have no choice, like in prototype, then i run around snatching up pedestrians and throwing them at helicopters!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Same here :)
I can even bring myself to pick the 'Evil' trait in Sims 3
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

bioshock, fallout 3, fable 2
i'm such a goody-two-shoes
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Playing bad in Fallout 3 is really hard.
I tried playing, kill and steal everything. I lasted about 5 minutes.

Bioshock Evil is good fun though. Bioshock 2 looks wicked.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

yes indeedy
i don't normally like FPS games but bioshock is an exception
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Same, same and same.
I did try in Fable 2, but I just am not built to be a cunt towards people - even computer simulated people.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'd have been good if B hadn't got there first.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

i think the bad guy powers are better
but people will throw rocks at you in the street which is bad for health
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

Yeah, then I just bioleech them.
Take that, prole.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

haha. nice.
i think for the most part it just comes down to which side missions you do
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

So far I'm an outlaw.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

i finished it as a hero

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

I thought you went there last week?
EDIT: After spazzing down, if you are as ill as you say, what the fuck are you still doing at work? Get yoursen home, pronto!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Nooooo
I'm at work because Monday's a bad day to be off, nobody believes you. I might go home soon, though.

I'm planning a trip to the dam in Octoberish time, DG was there a couple of weeks ago...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

And I'm still rememebered there.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

By them or me?
edit: ah, you ninja.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

Ninja? I've got noooooooooooo idea what you mean ;)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

*shoves*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

*enjoys the contact*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

You lucky, lucky boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

It's easy
You place your iphone on the table, grab a big claw hammer and pound the iphone until it's dust.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

That's not true, is it?

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

only one way to find out

(likeajackhammer, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

It didn't work.
No my phone doesn't either.

At least now I don't have to worry about Hotmail.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

When will my painkiller kick in, Jobe?
WHEN?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

What did you take and when?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Ibuprofen 400mg about 15 minutes ago

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Another 15-30 minutes I'd say

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Waggle yourself about, get the blood moving.
I don't know if it'll help, but it might.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

AND, crucially,
it'd be funny to watch
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Why would you want to kill that lovely PAIN?
:(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Because its not fun pain.
Its rubbish back pain.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Boob related?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Not long now. 11.14am.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

i thought that was a familiar time
www.imdb.com/title/tt0331811/

good film
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Back pain is SHIT!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Groxi kwayznar
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Only questions I understand will be answered.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Dear Jobe,
If you had the powers of a transformer, what vehicle would you be?

What is the most unattractive thing in the opposite sex?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

1) I'd transform into you
2) Me :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I hope the vehicular version of me is just me crouched over on all fours with a saddle on my back, ready to gallop like a mighty stallion.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

you'd be a giant mecha-pug

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

whoopwhoopwhoop
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

that doesn't work for me :(((

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

hey, you're not jobe
deegeetron though, not bad
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

The question was too good to miss ;)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Oh I 'd like to answer this
I would become an old plane like Jetfire, or even a Camaro like Bumblebee.

The most unattractive thing in men is when they scratch their balls and most dont seem to mind doing it in public. Imagine if we women started scratching our fanny itches in public.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

bumblebee is not a camaro!
he's a beetle

i'd be ULTRA FUCKING MAGNUS
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Ohhhh I am just beginning to have G1 transformers forced upon me
so is Ultra Magnus the huge one with the hammer that Rachet activated with the codes from Arcee ?

(sorry if this all sounds bollocks i don't even know if I am remembering an episode of the new animated or the G1 DVD's we bought)
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

THIS is ultra magnus
www.comicstatues.com/images/ultramagnusL.jpg

'cept he has legs of course
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

he looks like a cross between prime and starscream

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

he's massive and has shoulder mounted rocket launchers
JUST LIKE ME
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'd fucking love it if you wabbled your fanny at me.
We do have to adjust sometimes. It's the reason we've got pockets, You wouldn't understand as you do not own undercarriage droopage.

Unless you've got one of those prolapsed fannies that looks like Mike Tyson's boxing glove after 12 rounds :S blllerg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I would like to be a Harrier Jumpjet.
Also, girls with a chip on their shoulder are not attractive at all.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh I agree with this,
ladies should be smiley and happy at least until you get to know them, girls who walk around all grumpy and demanding are horrid.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

It doesn't matter how much of a honey they are, if they are a ball busting grumpo then noooooo thank you.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Is that after you've shagged them a few times?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'm DG! How very dare you, I'm a gentleman!
course.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Good one, DG.
I would turn into a... a.... a........ one of those GIANT trucks that moves coal around. You know the ones - the ones with wheels the size of houses.

Underarm hair is pretty awful I think.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I watched a documentary about a copper mine and they were talking about those trucks
They can carry 300 tonnes of coal in one go!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

They are
A-mazing. I heard JMG needs to use one to get about Newcastle.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Smugness, emo cuts (you have the same haircut as all women over the age of 40 did in 2002)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

I'd imagine the other kind of emo cuts too

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Nah, I'm in a metal band
if I was put off by wrist slash scars I'd never be able to go in half of the places we play.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Geek emos are easy to spot
They are the ones with backslashes...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Sorry, it was a terrible joke

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Looks like someone shotgunned them in the back of their mullet

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Mainly smugness, though.
My ex was his biggest fan, and it just got so WEARING. Plus he used to say that I embarrassed him when I smiled. :(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Sounds like a loser.
and I thought I was bad with GFs ;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yeah, he's a massive prick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I'd turn into a giant robomantis and fuck a hole in the side of a truck.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

a whole what?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I've had about 2 hours sleep)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

daww
MAN UP, SALLY
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

Will I ever get to go a day without watching Transformers
I love it but it's the only thing we're allowed to have on when we're eating.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

But is it proper transformers
or the new movies?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Both or should I say either
Our morning routine has gone from, breakfast, books, craft, lunch, park, nursery.

To Breakfast, books (I have refused to get him transformers books) craft which is now making transformers out of yoghurt pots and cornflake boxes to eating lunch in front of the damned telly watching G1, the new animated series or the film. And finally we go to nursery.

He starts school soon full time so I am being a BAD BAD mum and spending loads of time doing stuff he wants to do cause I am soft and I will misshaving him at home.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

That daily schedule requires more Centurions
MAN AND MACHINE, POWER EXTREME!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I watched Transformers 2 - Rise of the Fallen
on Saturday. I was disappointed, but it was good mindless cinema. As someone on here said last night, Megan Fox provided two reasons to make it good.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Megan Fox is well hot.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Dear Jobe
Why do I lack interest?

Sincerely,
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Dear Maximinimus,
Your lack of interest is probably due to the fact this is quite a specific question that (most) people will not know anything about, or care about. I can only apologise, and hope that my other option, and indeed this reply, has gone some way to making things better.

Yours,
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

here's my question
what's new, pussycat?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

My new flea collar.
*purrs*
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

careful, binky will try and wear you on her head

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Ow.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

noooo not you.
you're a bit big for that.

can i skin you and wear your pelt like it was my own?
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

You can, yes. But only if you provide me with something else to wear.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Go to the settings option
punch in your details.

I only have an ipod touch but i assume they're the same.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

I tried this.
Thanks for being the only person to answer the first bit though :)
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

WILL I GET MY CAT HAT BEFORE I GO TO GLASTONBURY?

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

OH GOD I HOPE SO
morning binks, listened yet?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I HOPE SO TOO
i ordered it on wednesday and it says they usually dispatch within a couple of days EEEEEEE


yes i have listened I LIKE IT i have only listened once though and i still havent finished burning mine I SHALL MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT TONIGHT and post it tomorrow i promise
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

i think mikewozere's has arrived. i have to pay £1.08 to get it though!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

OH mine appeared with a sticker on saying £1.08 to pay but i had it anyway so i chose to ignore that.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

i havent listened to it yet because I CANT READ THE TRACK NAMES.
i might have to use shazam! to find out what they are :(

...YAY i get to use shazam for something useful! :D
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

when it looked like i wasn't going to get it at all
he made me a spotify playlist the same as the cd. i've listened to that

if you want to use shazam, i won't send you it :)
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I sure hope so.
I'm going to get your hopes all up by saying YES. Yes you will get your cat hat.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

WOOHOO

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

That's why I moved away from hotmail, they don't allow any kind of pop3/imap, you can't even toward it to a non microsoft email.
They are so fucking shitty about using there products that i left.

Everything on google syncs well though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Does it all sync to google calendar too?
I thought I might have to do this. Will be a pain setting all my emails to go to my gmail account instead though. I saw on hotmail that you can only forward emails to another microsoft address. Annoying.

Thank you
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

It does sync, iPhone calendar and google calendar
Both ways. Fantastically useful.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Cool. Thanks Spangface.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Do you have a job for me?
------------------------
Alternatively, do you know of the best place to look for a job online?

Also: does this help? windowslivehelp.com/solutions/settings/archive/2009/03/30/how-to-setup-hotmail-on-iphone.aspx
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

I hear fish 4 jobs is fairly good. and Monster.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Thanks.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Looks interesting. Thank you. Will try that out later.
And I would recommend fish 4 jobs - I've used it a few years ago, was pretty good.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Thank you.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

for IT jobs www.cwjobs.co.uk

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

where the fuck is my thank you

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

THANK YOU.
God, I went for a piss.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

:D
what type of job you after btw? I prolly have some contacts if its in IT.. gaz me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

1) Open safari
2) Surf to www.hotmail.com
3) Enter your e-mail address
4) Enter your password
5) Click 'login'
6) Read e-mails
( applehead herp derp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

I want it to tell me when I have a new email. That all works well, but it's not POP or Push or whatever
you kids call it these days.

Thank you.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Sorry, no
I have a gmail account instead. I can try it though if you've something to test?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I've nothing to test. It's just I've had my Hotmail account
for years and years and it'll be a hassle to change everything over to my gmail one. I'll get over it though. In time.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

aaaaaaaa herro!
How's the place coming on? I've got to go to Ikea on Thursday as I broke my chair by falling over it when drunk and giggling. I even said "Weee!" as I was tripping over in the dark.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

hello!
we're pretty much all done with the flat, now it's GARDEN TIME! Then housewarming, phew!
Ikea late night is best, fewer children. How are you, Donkey Bums?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Oh fucking hell.
I have the most complicated space bar configuration ever and now I can't get the fucking thing back on. :(((
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm deeply sorry to hear this.

( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Fortheloveofgodhelpme:(
.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

you could type '& n b s p'
(minus the speech marks and spaces) after each word
( applehead herp derp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

hmm
does that really work?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

it would seem it does!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

CHAOS!
You have to pay microsoft for them to give away your hotmail POP details. It's not worth it, move to Gmail, get a google calendar, set your homepage to iGoogle and never look back.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

CHAOS!
This does seem to be the general consensus. Ta.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

What now?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Time for a new thread I think, and for me to get back to work. Or actually
start work.
( Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

search on google...youll get the info you need
and are you serious?

(wimbledon themed question)
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)