My brother's jeans..
a dog bit him and ripped a massive hole in the leg of his favourite jeans. So I fixed them properlike.

And I fixed my own meals at work. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Did a dog bite your lunch? oh noes :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

no but she ate my homework and then peed on the porch where the shoes go.
and then had the cheek to look at me with her sad face on. I felt so guilty for booting her off the porch!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I would have picked her up by the legs and cheered it up by spinning it around like an areoplane

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

she was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig dog.
not sure you would have managed. And she might have peed with excitement. She had a tendancy to do that when she was excited.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Me too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

it's okay.
I already knew about that one. I was prewarned.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)