Fine then, I take it back.
It looks like something a scullery maid would use to wipe sick from a dog's arse.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

It was a work dress.
I think I'd be arrested if I wore it out.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)