"cake bombs smother thousands in tasty marzipan and jammy sponge"?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

yay!
someone hack into the bbc website and put it up
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Yeah,
someone round here must know how to spike the mainframe and upload trojan patches...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)