Congratulations.
I got a new job and I love it. I forgot how much I like being a barmaid.

And I'm going to see my boyfriend tomorrow and it's sunny.

I am happy.

And ignoring the fact that I get my degree results on Wednesday.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I can give you your results now.
*shuffles official papers*
Here we go ...

Pregnant and positive for herpes and chlamydia.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)