I bet the fucker was sat there waiting for the rozzers,
As soon as he saw them he slipped the rope around his neck and stuck his tongue out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

Keep going ... I'm nearly there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'm too good
Two pumps and a squirt. I'm on a hair trigger these days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)