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I've just arrived and I notice there is a message in a pink bar.
I figure no one will have mentioned it already, so I'm doing my bit and pointing it out to you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
This maintenance thing could end up the 'end of the b3ta world' etch-a-sketch.
they just scrub it all and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
I hope the "I Will Kill Myself In 15 Minutes" guy comes back
at 11:55.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Oooh, have I missed something funny while I was away?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
'Twas on this very site
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/8109329.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
this site has really gone downhill.
back in the day, someone would 'shop a kitten with a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
That's a bit shit
I mean, anyone worth their salt around here would have said "Fuck off then, you emo tart" or some such. This is very disappointing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
it was almost indubitably on /off-topic
that mollycoddled pool of floaters, liars and retards
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
I bet the fucker was sat there waiting for the rozzers,
As soon as he saw them he slipped the rope around his neck and stuck his tongue out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Keep going ... I'm nearly there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
I'm too good
Two pumps and a squirt. I'm on a hair trigger these days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
They still mocked him,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
But then they'd receive a flood of hysterical abuse and death-threats from the OK! Magazine crowd.
Swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
You might be right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
I see it's on /board too, so that whining nonce won't be swanning over here again, crowing about how much money he could have donated to keep this place going.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
you'll have to narrow that field down a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I forgot his name.
The one who say people are teenagers or in a clique if he can't think of a good comeback. Looks a bit like a rapey version of Billy Connolly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
again, you'll have to narrow that field down a bit ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
This ^
I was worried I might've been sleep-crap-insulting again.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
I hope no one starts being horrid and parodies his thread over there.
Over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
Oh I don't think he'd like that at all.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
rob?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
I suggested they re-design b3ta as an image challenge.
I hold that much sway here, Rob's bowed to my demands.

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post457336 SEE????
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
it's in pink to make the site appeal more to ladies

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
and gays.
so, everybody then.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
not me
i'm a total testosterone machine
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
you're desperate to keep up the pretence.
We all know you Love The Cock really.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
i odn't LOVE THE COCK
i just need hard penis in me all the time, there's a big difference
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
a big, hard difference?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
a massive, hard undulating and sparkly difference

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
I've just arrived too and you are the only person whose thread I have read and one of the only names I recognise
so I'm going to validate your online existence by replying and saying something wacky, you omelette-inspired flywheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
I'm replying to you, because I crave recognition from a grown up.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I'm making a crumble.
Then I'm going to do some hoeing with the hoe that I got for father's day. A hoe. A wolf garten hoe. That's like the harris tweed of garden implements.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
You're a proper dad :)
Tell Badger how awesome it is please, I would like to breed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
Who with?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
She wants to breed with me
EVERYBODY DOES
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
You're going to take over the world
like the pod people or The Thing or that foxy alien in that rubbish alien fuck film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
Hell yeah Shambles.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
i'm going to reply to you because you are well known and popular
and i like to think some of that will rub off on to me through my reply
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
I'm replying to you, because my number of posts is woeful
and I sit here trembling in the hope someone important will reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
i'm replying because it makes me think we're real life friends
and the more we reply to each other the more you want me
and i miss the 'landmark' numbered posts
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
I'm replying to this because I like to be involved in things.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
I'm replying to this because i want to stalk new people.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
LMAO
wackylolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
normally the only one who has a message waiting for them in a pink bar is mooey

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'VE DONE THERE??

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
yes, unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
Is it something to do with his affection for fried chicken products?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I'm scrolling it up and down my screen, pretending it's soap
it can only clean the top half :(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
it's grinding my gears man
I wish it would just go away, it's horrible and I hate it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
I've booked my seat in the bunker just in case.
forum.robmanuel.com
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
how does one register on this 'bunker'?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
You have to offer him a bumming.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
can't even find an addy to offer to.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)