No, you spastic.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I was told by an old woman that a bit helps :(
i´m not a spastic....
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Really?
Because that sounds like the sort of thing a spastic would do.

"LOOK MUMMY, I ARE HELPING!"
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Spastic is too nice for you.
You're an ultramegamong.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

;/

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

There really arent any bloody sheets are there?
This is just a "LOOK AT ME, I DONE TOUCHED A GIRL LOLZ!!" type post isnt it.
( Dobsky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

.. i´m nearly 28...

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Give up
You're only making things worse.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)