A1. Off to Newcastle to sort my life out
A2. No. Man up, and you might get some loving in return. She is the only woman who would look at you anyway.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Have we reached a point where the internet has decided I'm having your baby or vice versa?
It's on the cards.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Pickle Fairy being the mother is 4/1 apparently

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Because I banged her

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Oh, and me being pregnant in the face is 3/1
Because I've a fat face
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)