i'm off to watch in bruges
and some more boston legal, have a nice week b3ta!

Q1: what will you be doing with the rest of your week?
Q2: do you have any tips for me avoiding a massive shopping trip on sunday with my gf?

*some bollocks about maintenance here*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

give her some money, to buy something for YOU
tell her you want a surprise, and she should enjoy herself..

edit: see below, rape her
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

working
rape her violently
( mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Q1 Glastonbury muthafucker
Q2 Swine flu
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

hasn't that started already?
I thought it was supposed to cover the solstice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

It's meant to cover the gaps in the BBC2 schedule this weekend.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Surely that's what Wimbledon is for?

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

No it starts on wednesday,
It seems to care more about the weekend than the solstice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

my brother will be there
if i give you photos can you make sure he doesn't come back please
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

SWINE FLU!
ARRRGH! SWIIINE FLUUUUUU! *runs around in a mindless panic*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm off to Mexico in 3 weeks.
It's gonna fuck me up.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I've got customers who came back last week.
None of them were dead. You'll be fine.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

You're a bloody good travel agent, getting your customers back safe and sound.
I salute you sir.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I'm going to reassure customers with this review.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

A1. Off to Newcastle to sort my life out
A2. No. Man up, and you might get some loving in return. She is the only woman who would look at you anyway.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Have we reached a point where the internet has decided I'm having your baby or vice versa?
It's on the cards.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Pickle Fairy being the mother is 4/1 apparently

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Because I banged her

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Oh, and me being pregnant in the face is 3/1
Because I've a fat face
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Fraud
Swine flu
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

1 - Working
2 - Overthrow capitalism/shit in her cunt
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Q1: Srs Bzns & 50C4L plnz
Q2: Tell that ho', where to go, where to go, where to go. Tell that ho', where to go, and put her in her place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

JAI HO!

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Working and wasting my days off.
Find a new girlfriend who hates shopping and spending money on herself. Good luck.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Q1, Working.
Q2 - Feign illness, but giver her a chunk of money to spend on herself because you feel so awful about not being able to go. She'll be too busy plotting the purchase of many pairs of shoes to notice your subterfuge.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

your use of the word plotting
brings all my shopping fears back to the front of my mind, in reality of course shoeshopping will be accompanied by handbags, cushions, presents for relatives "that dress i think i might look out for oh but i'm not sure if i want it yet or should i wait, what do you think of this one but i don't really like it now anyway" and "but i don't mind...where would you like to go for lunch?"
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

1. Working nights. If the management get their arses in gear.
2. Punch her in the face, show her who's boss. She's probably cheating on you anyway.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Working.
Set every shop she likes on fire.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Exam tomorrow, free for ever then :D

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

That's a great feeling
I'd *almost* be prepared to take another exam to feel the joy of ending again.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'm never going to take another exam as long as I live.
Last one was a month ago and I scraped a pass.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I said that 20 years ago
but now I'm tempted.

Well done on the scraped pass though. They were my speciality.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I said it 10 years ago too
But if life throws opportunities at you, it would be daft to ignore them.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Smear?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

You just reminded me.
I'm overdue on that.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I'm here to help

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I think I was trying to forget.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

In Bruges is a great film
Q1 - working.
Q2 - Find a shop you like and stay there. Say you'll meet her later for lunch. You will be buying.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

were you sort of pointing at the screen with a stare that says "i shall kill you if you do not comply"
whilst typing 'you will be buying'?

i've seen half of it(i think) so i'll be watching the rest
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Yes I was.
If you get what you want you have to be prepared to pay for it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

q1: killing
q2: killing
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)