You're doing it wrong
Add butter and parmesan and you have a dish worthy of awe and wonder.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You'd be better with polenta then surely?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Now who's looking gay?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Maffers always looks gay

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Tidy beard = guaranteed bumfoolery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I have no beard currently.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

As gay as Sean Tully wearing a leapord skin dressing gown...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You want me so much
Good day to you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)