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I AM SORRY THAT THAT POST WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I done a picture of kwaliti
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/7668.supermatt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
I see what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
That's lovely, darling
I might go out and buy things in a bit. Thrills aplenty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
WHAT SORT OF THINGS?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
Boxes to put stuff in
And some muesli and some unsweetened soya milk
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
Ghey.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Are you a homosexual?
All of these things sound like cockmongler items.

Where's all the steak, beer, and amusing belt buckles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
CONFIRMATION!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
I'm very sorry
The food shite is all medical. I have high cholesterol apparently and that sort of shite lowers it. As for the boxes, I'm moving soon and I need things to put things in, books mostly. I have meat in the fridge if that's any help.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Much better
It is manly to have high cholesterol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
manly to have your mighty body defeated by some gunge?
pah
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
It shows evidence of hard living

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
yeah, anyone can live hard
the manly SURVIVE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
No, it doesn't.
My mother has it and is the healthiest person alive, has been drunk about three times in her life. He's a big gay after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
Mwuhahahaha
It's genetic, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
I'm going out now, you fucking cunt.
You'd better alter your attitude when I get back.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
see you later, mary

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'd fight a bear or something but constrictive heart failure and that can be troublesome.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Is there a Granny flat where you are moving to?
Granny Maffers
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
No, fuck off
And where have all the smack heads gone? I saw none at all in Edinburgh, and while I understand you have not been there, I hold you entirely responsible.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
I drove there in my Honda Accord and cleaned up the city for you before you got there.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
Good vengeance skills

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Bombs and shit
To blow crap up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Validation
GLEEEEEEEE!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oooooooh!
Buying things, eh. You flash cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
As an irish, how do you stand on instant mash?
I'm all for it, me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
by putting it under her and stepping onto it.
HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
ROFL
and so forth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
what if too much water is used and she sinks?
what then?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
I've never eaten it.
My Da says it's alright, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Honestly?
Proper mash only takes 15/20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
As opposed to thirty seconds

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
But still...
Eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
^this
makes me think of wallpaper paste.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
You're doing it wrong
Add butter and parmesan and you have a dish worthy of awe and wonder.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
You'd be better with polenta then surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
Now who's looking gay?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
Maffers always looks gay

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
Tidy beard = guaranteed bumfoolery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
I have no beard currently.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
As gay as Sean Tully wearing a leapord skin dressing gown...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
You want me so much
Good day to you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
NO!
YOU flash cunt, me go make tea...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Lololol
We will soon be living on the same land mass.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
*unhappy face*
did it not work out in THAT England?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
Nope, it is not for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
Not as good as my picture of supermatt
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1227799377/untitled.GIF
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
*apples*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Pffft
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
SuperMatt - Lowering the ugly bar to be shorter than he is.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
first DG post of the new improved board
glad you didn't waste it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
Indeed. It will be written in the history books of time

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
as opposed to the history books of...?
:p

morning matey, what's the good word?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
The history books of time, is is written by God.
You won't be in it because you SMELL OF WEE.

The good word is 'jib'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
JIBJIBJIB

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Bravo.
4/5 stars.
One point confiscated because 1) Neo's jacket is woollen, like a dufflecoat, and 2) I wasn't trying to be Neo.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
Yes. You. Were.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
I remember that day well
It wasn't the warmest of days, which is why I'm wearing the leather jacket, however the skies were cloudless in the centre of London so the sunglasses were quite useful.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

t wasn't the warmest of days, which is why I'm wearing the leather jacket, however the skies were cloudless in the centre of London so the sunglasses were quite useful.
had decided to look like Neo because I love him and want to fuck his children.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Don't try and justify it, that makes it worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
You actually know what material Neo's jacket is made of?
Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
It's not difficult
you just have to watch it.
However, I was wrong: img84.imageshack.us/i/neo2ea.jpg/
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
The point is, you were wearing a trenchcoat.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
And I wear it quite regularly during the winter because it's warm

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
the point is, you're a poof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)