{I'VE LAUGHED MORE ABOUT HIS CURRENT PARENTING ISSUES THAN ALL HIS FUNNY SONGS PUT TOGETHER}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

{I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE WERE COMMON KNOWLEDGE SO HAD RESTRAINED MYSELF, HOWEVER, I NOW CONSIDER THE FLOODGATES OPEN AND WILL START DOING HIDEOUS PHOTOSHOPS OF CHILDREN WITH CUSHINGS, PRADA WILLI AND MOON FACIES}

( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

but seriously friz, good luck.
{SYMPATHY}
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

PICKLED FAIRY IS PREGNANT?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I heard pickle fairy impreganted friz

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

He's having twins
in his cheeks.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Please don't make me laugh Chaz Bono
I'll throw up.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

It's my soul purpose in life to make you do a lumpy shout

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)