Well, as the great Dr Venkman says
'someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Pfft

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)