Thanks
I'll ty that. I think I've seen Avast recommended on here before.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

it has a sexeh male voice too that tells you when it's updated itself

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

Mine's a Geordie accent
it says "why eye man, your database has been updated like"
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)