Which b3tan is
this?

nsfw
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

mum has been ill

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

are you sickrik?

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

only on tuesdays
it's sunbed night
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

TFD, duh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)