I hope there is chicken soup in the cupboard.
I'm off out for a fag.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I've got cock soup in my cupboard.
Gonzo very kindly brought some to my last but one bash.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I've only got tomato.
I may bring a variety of soups to your August bash. Really show gonz up.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

They'll need to have comedy names.
Or pictures of cocks on the front.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

There's nothing funny about soup.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)