calculating piston velocity?
fucking hell, how do they manage to do that? multiple crank position sensors?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

neural network in the EMS.
no it's not BS.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm only just learning about ECUs to start with
getting my head around Motronic 1.3, let alone EMS :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Bosch invented CAN
without that I'd not be in my current job.

So Bosch is ace.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

That stuff goes wayyyyy over my head
If I can't solve it with a can of carb cleaner, I'm not interested
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

He was a boy of soft demeanour
and he loved his carburettor cleaner
the vapour made a sweet aroma
he sniffed himself into a coma...

(Lacquer Head, Primus)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)