My ability to type is unaffected, I can assure you.

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that's because the size of your tongue is directly proportional to your skills at cunnilingus
your tongue-typing skills proving that you have the length and girth of an Ikea pencil.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)