What cunt ate all the bread?
Who the fuck eats an entire fucking loaf of bread?

Why am I still missing two randomburns?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Only two?
You're lucky. I've only had one so far and an apology and promise for a second.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

You can have the one piston broke sent me, if you like.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Ditto. Picking Mike's up from the Post Office tomorrow as I wasn't even worth putting a stamp on it by the sound of things!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)