I'd buy it.
No question. All hair, except that on the top, back and sides of your head, is shit.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I probably should limit that to people. Animals should have hair.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Especially mole rats
They just look like cocks with claws
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)