I bought Bic el cheapo orange razors
I have, inadvertently, started the Victorian trend of bloodletting, by having a simple shave. My bathroom looks like someone's killed a dog.

Serves me right for being a tight Yorkshire wench.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

It does, yes.
Next!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I feel a bit bad about you having to pay to get my randomburn.
So I done did you a picture yo
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

that's lovely

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Awww, cheers dude. I love it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Thanks for the kind words mongy and harold, I love you both.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I lol'd.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm well good at pictures me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

They really should be illegal.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Wax wax wax wax wax.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Waxing doesn't hurt me, but it's such a faff.
I don't mind having my legs waxed in a salon, but I prefer to do other bits myself, and it's more hassle than it's worth sometimes.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

bumhole?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Back, sack and crack.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Sack?
Blimey.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

An ex of mine used to love having his bits waxed. Bless his little masochistic socks.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'm a little more concerned about your scrotum.
Something is not computing.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

It's a strap on one
for authenticity.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I shall be offering this service in the top shed at the bash.
I've got plenty of gaffa tape.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Me too.
I have the stuff to do it but it's just so much easier to shave.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I tend to just imac my testicles.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I just burn them off with a zippo.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

doesn't ,but it's such a
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

That works if you're northern.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

V good.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Oh I could never do it to myself.
I pay a nice lady £29 to od legs, bikini line and underarms once a month.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

As I said, it doesn't hurt me.
I quite like it, in an odd way.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Bikini line stings a bit.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I tried home waxing but it managed to strip my skin off somehow leaving the hair intact.
Maybe I have steel leg hair.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Oh no no no. Not home waxing.
That's nearly as bad as epilating.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Eye watering.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Oh good, glad it's not just me that ends up swearing
at the strips of waxy paper stuff, which I have managed to get in my own hair more than once.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

why doesn't B3ta have any black women as members?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Because we're all racist and sexist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

How do you know that it doesn't?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Maybe it does.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I might be black!

(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I am black. And a woman.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

i'm queen latifah

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

because this is a white middle class forum

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

like a sweary Telegraph

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

but with better pictures.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/nelson.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

hyuk hyuk hyuk
christ, he looks like my gran
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Nelson's Column.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

that's bloody great
i've been thinking about which picture i've made is my top one, i think i like my fluffy cat with the lunch box
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I used to be black

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

sand paper worked then?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Sadly, I have no opinion on this

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

why are you not down on the beach for San Juan?
its tradition and you get to see lots of girls in thongs and make fires and stuff

I did it last year.. twas awesome
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Eh?
Isn't that a different country?

*edit* haha it's just down the road from Ponce
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

no... spanish tradition
all down the costa del sol etc, you´ll see bonfires lit up.

usually you go down with mates and make your own fire, have a bbq and beers.. then at midnight everyone rushes into the sea.

I think it´s to do with the pagan celebration of the longest day in the year... its awesome.. can´t believe i´ve stayed in :(

You can see the big bonfires all the way up the coast too.

LINKY: www.andalucia.com/festival/sanjuan.htm

edit: lols at ponce
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I spent midsummer night drinking rum
wearing a mini skirt
and getting frightened by nuns
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I didn't know anything about it
there isn't much sign of activity here, I'll have to venture out & investigate
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Go out, buy some cheap orange razors, shave your legs and then give us your newly formed opinion.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I have a never ending supply of Mach 3 Turbo razor blades
thanks to being a former employee of Gillette owners P&G. So, no.
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Mach 3 Turbo is soooooooo 2002.
It's all about Mach 36 Supercharged Fission with a patented Nitro-pubic hair trimmer now.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Nitro-pubes!
Do they spontaneously ignite in hot weather?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I worked out I don't need to buy razor blades again 'til I'm in my 40's.
I can't work out if this is good or not.
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Are you not in your 40s?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

:((

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

they are very sharp, but not easy to get along with

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

They are very deceptive
It looked like an all round professional clean shave but then about a minute later I was spouting blood like a straight to DVD horror movie.

I wish I knew the science of why Gillette Fusion (£5 a razor) is better than Bic Orange Razor (10p), but I guess I just answered my own question.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I use Aldis' razors
and they work just as well as Gillette.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

If I invented something that cost £500 that meant you never had to shave again would you buy it?
Or, do you prefer the ability to vary the length of sideburns, and occasionally look a bit trampy?
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'd buy it.
No question. All hair, except that on the top, back and sides of your head, is shit.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I probably should limit that to people. Animals should have hair.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Especially mole rats
They just look like cocks with claws
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm a lady, I'd pay serious cash to never shave again.
It's so fiddly.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

lady eh? show me your bumhole

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
I'll have two please. Just in case I mislay one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

If you want cheap, reliable razors, get tha'sen to Morrisons.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ooh, I saw your Northern typing style
and checked out your profile. You're from where I'm from, lovely :)
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Well, I've been living there a couple of years.
I hail from the gloriously metropolitan "tarn" just across the border.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)