probably more an eastenders plot
Mother: I think our daughter and her boyfriend slept together in our bed while we were away
Father: that's the last straw, she's out of the house.
Mother: let me talk to her first

{later}
Mother:Where did you have sex with your boyfriend?
Daughter: I can't say.
Mother: Can't or wont?
Daughter: I don't want to say.
Mother: Tell me! Where did you have sex with your boyfriend?
Daughter: In the arse
{cue music and credits}
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)