My dog wouldn't have a shit when I took him out earlier.
I know he needs to go, the little fucker. He's whining now.

Shall I take him out or make him leave a gift for Mrs Trouser to find at 6am?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

take him out

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

I think we both know the answer here
But just in case, wank in your dogs arse so that his turd has a little of your love as a nice surprise for her in the morning
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Yours is on the left:
randomn.es/images/8dc5bbb959bf257618c7dab00f105060.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

MAN FROG

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/igor_5212.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, REVOKE YOUR REQUEST SEXFACE

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

this guy went to my primary school
Nigel Walls

he was know as "egg-eyes"

he was as much of a cunt as his picture leads you to believe
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

Man, you're such a liar.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

I'd believe jim bob over you.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

you know what, I'm starting to think he doesn't like me that much

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

lol walnut whip.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

GIFT

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)