My SickRik wouldn't have a shit when I took him out earlier.
I know he needs to go, the little fucker. He's whining now.

Shall I take him out or make him leave a gift for Mrs SickRik to find at 6am?
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

that's odd, he usually spouts shit 24 hours a day

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

high fives all round

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

GAZ comin yer way

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

Fuck that shit, I've run out of wine
this is a massive disaster

IF ONLY I had a bar next door that was open til 7am

oh
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

honestly, you utter pisspot

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

Lets cut the shit, just cum on my tits & tell me you love me

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I'm trying, I just find you physically repellent
:(
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

That's never stopped you cumming on my tits before

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

I'll have to admit it, I distracted you and flicked whipped cream at your nipples

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

Sadly I'm going to have to interrupt the sexytalk
I'm off out to see if there is any action at 4.25am on a Wednesday morning
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

No, there's no action you fool

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

tom cruise sucks alot of shite.

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

no, he sucks a lot of shite

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)