I'll have to admit it, I distracted you and flicked whipped cream at your nipples

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

Sadly I'm going to have to interrupt the sexytalk
I'm off out to see if there is any action at 4.25am on a Wednesday morning
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

No, there's no action you fool

( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)