Because of his apparent repressed homosexuality you see.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

uh-huh, uh-huh
then what happened?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Your mum stopped by on her way to her favourite dogging spot

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)