A bloke walks into a pub singing and playing a lute
the landlord says "You're BARD !"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

Woodworm walks into a pub
and asks "Where's the bar tender?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

What if it was a laminated plastic bar ?
He'd be fucked then wouldnt he ?

Fucking larval cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)