Fuck off you tedious waste of carbon.
Bring back the days when public nuisances like you could be beaten with a stick.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Surely if there were still guillotine executions until the 1970s
Stick-beating is still legal?

If not I wish to know why not.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Beating with a stick is just old-fashioned.
And tiring!

But still I yearn for it.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

But the old-fashioned ones are the best, surely
Like the good old, reliable Iron Maiden-style punishment.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)