I'm a part time suger stone fairy...
I'm employed to make little brown lumps of coffee/tea and sugar and place them in the sugar bowl
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Your work with a dirty teaspoon is wonderful!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)